AUTHOR: Kat and Kev TITLE: God Damn Cauliflower!!!! DATE: 10/16/2007 05:09:00 AM ----- BODY:

I look like I have been hit by a truck, baby vomit covering every inch of my upper half like a Jackson Pollock painting, frizzy, unbrushed, unwashed hair, still in my PJs...horrific! I am going to blame that previously innocuous white brassica known as Cauliflower. "Why blame vegetables?" you ask. Because what else could have caused that much gas in one little boys tummy that kept him screaming all night. "The drop on the head?" you reply. A plausible explanation, if each session of crying at 10, 10:45, 11:30, 12:00, 12:15, 12:45, 1:45, 2:15, 3:00, 3:30, 4:00, 4:15, 5:00, 5:30, 6:15, and 6:30 hadn't been solved by the little one emitting very large gas explosions from his backside and then promptly falling back asleep. Of course, he has to get his father's digestive system. Who knows what will happen if he ever eats lentils. Lets just hope he doesn't whine about it as much as his father!

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