AUTHOR: Kat and Kev TITLE: Leaving the house with a 5 month old DATE: 9/11/2007 09:15:00 AM ----- BODY:

1. Realise you are going stir crazy and must go into town to at least see other adults. 2. Take baby upstairs for new nappy and weather-appropriate garments. 3. Change baby 4. Pick baby up to head downstairs to go. 5. Feel baby filling his fresh nappy. 6. Change baby 7. Go downstairs 8. Deposit baby on floor to get together nappy changing bag 9. Go upstairs to get clean nappies for bag 10. Come back down and realise you need more wipes 11. Go back upstairs 12. Come back down and pick up baby as he's crying. 13. Baby vomits all over you both 14. Go back upstairs and change both of your outfits 15. Come down, put baby in pram, grab changing bag and leave out the back door 16. Realise you forgot a toy, go back and get one 17. Get to the end of the garden and realise pram tires are flat. 18. Go back into house and get pump 19. Start pumping tires, but realise you've actually let all the air out 20. Spend 20 minutes trying to get tires filled 21. Get the tires sorted and head off 22. Get halfway round the block and see that baby spit up and you have no spit rags 23. Go back in the house and get a rag 24. Baby starts screaming bloody murder 25. Walk another 100feet. You are now at the front of your house. 26. Realise its nap time, that baby HATES his pram, and that he's probably hungry from throwing up so much 27. Go back round to the back of the house grabbing the garbage bin on the way so you feel like you've accomplished something 28. Put the baby down for a nap. 29. Promise to try again later, but will just use a sling where baby is always happy 30. Write about it in your blog

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