AUTHOR: Kat and Kev TITLE: Babies are Gross...so are Husbands DATE: 9/06/2007 12:05:00 PM ----- BODY:

Babies are disgusting creatures. From the moment they arrive, they are pure bundles of muck--covered in unnameable goop. Then their first poos arrive. Meconium is more like asphalt than any organic substance. On it goes. Its rare for there not to be some globule about to drip somewhere. Stained clothes, carpets, furniture, car seats, bed sheets, walls, and pets mark us out as the owners of an under 1. Well, this morning the grossness reached a new level. As Kevin leaned in to Mr HG for a big wet kiss on the lips, said infant vomited directly into his mouth. Curdled breastmilk. To say gross would be an understatement. I can tell you that I have never laughed this hard in all my life!I think that he will not be doing that again. Personally, I have always veered away from kissing that baby anywhere near his mouth--too likely to end badly. Not much else going on here. Ellis still isn't sleeping as well as he had been, but apparently this is quite common so I am trying not to get too frustrated with it. I am not too thrilled with the fact that he would like to be attached to me all night. Honestly, if I could sleep through it, I wouldn't mind. But I can't, so I do. Kev is in Aberdeen tonight. Somehow before he left he managed to trash the house. Can someone please tell me what happens between the time I go to bed and I come down in the morning? Are my friends coming to the house to party while I am asleep? Maybe its the cats..Icarus, lamenting the loss of his beloved Ed, is holding gay cat orgies in the living room that involve lots of frying pans and dishes? I just don't know what could be happening. Anyway, off to bed. Good night and good luck.

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